WILL

[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

W-what?

[stunwhistle]

I don't like them to start with. [he shrugs] So hearing you guys got stuck in one for some kind of weird heist - that doesn't sit right with me.

Least of all since you actually got hurt on this little field trip.

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, well, you should see the other guy.

[stunwhistle]

Yeah? How bad are his injuries - anything that'd get me sued for medical malpractice if I refused to treat it?

[


this is a really bad joke because will is physically incapable of just ignoring someone's injuries]

[foreverphantom]

You'd have to be a licensed doctor for that, so don't worry, you could let him die of his injuries with a clean conscience.

[stunwhistle]

Hmm.

[...no, he'd probably have a guilty conscience about it. but he doesn't say that.]

So what were you guys after on your heist?

[foreverphantom]

We didn't exactly get told. We had to figure it out on our own as we went.

[stunwhistle]

...they sent you out to conduct a full-on heist for something but didn't even tell you what that something was?

[???]

[foreverphantom]

Yyyyyyup.

[stunwhistle]

Why.

Just... why.

[foreverphantom]

Probably to make us run around like idiots making great targets of ourselves.

[stunwhistle]

Well, that sounds really annoying.

...did you ever end up finding it? The treasure.

[foreverphantom]

Well, yeah. Or else that would've all been completely pointless.

[stunwhistle]

What did it turn out to be?

[foreverphantom]

...an old lunchbox. One of those metal square kinds. It was empty, though, so it's not like we actually got anything out of it.

[stunwhistle]

...why.

[foreverphantom]

My guess? To add insult to injury.

[stunwhistle]

Man. That really sucks.

[foreverphantom]

I definitely could have lived without that whole little trip.

[stunwhistle]

...well, let's hope there aren't any repeats.

[foreverphantom]

Well now you've jinxed it.

[stunwhistle]

[HE LOOKS FOR SOMETHING WOODEN TO KNOCK ON]

[foreverphantom]

[ oh shit we voided this didn't we AIN'T NO WOOD OUT HERE IN THE VOID WILL ]

[stunwhistle]

[FUCK!!!!]

[foreverphantom]

[ when cyoa returns happen next week, i hope will remembers this exact moment and knows, deep in his bones, that every further cyoa that happens in this game is entirely his fault ]