WILL

[foreverphantom]

Comments

[stunwhistle]

...they sent you out to conduct a full-on heist for something but didn't even tell you what that something was?

[???]

[foreverphantom]

Yyyyyyup.

[stunwhistle]

Why.

Just... why.

[foreverphantom]

Probably to make us run around like idiots making great targets of ourselves.

[stunwhistle]

Well, that sounds really annoying.

...did you ever end up finding it? The treasure.

[foreverphantom]

Well, yeah. Or else that would've all been completely pointless.

[stunwhistle]

What did it turn out to be?

[foreverphantom]

...an old lunchbox. One of those metal square kinds. It was empty, though, so it's not like we actually got anything out of it.

[stunwhistle]

...why.

[foreverphantom]

My guess? To add insult to injury.

[stunwhistle]

Man. That really sucks.

[foreverphantom]

I definitely could have lived without that whole little trip.

[stunwhistle]

...well, let's hope there aren't any repeats.

[foreverphantom]

Well now you've jinxed it.

[stunwhistle]

[HE LOOKS FOR SOMETHING WOODEN TO KNOCK ON]

[foreverphantom]

[ oh shit we voided this didn't we AIN'T NO WOOD OUT HERE IN THE VOID WILL ]

[stunwhistle]

[FUCK!!!!]

[foreverphantom]

[ when cyoa returns happen next week, i hope will remembers this exact moment and knows, deep in his bones, that every further cyoa that happens in this game is entirely his fault ]

[stunwhistle]

[he already jinxed murders into happening all the way back in w0 so fuck him i guess!!!!]

[foreverphantom]

[ will is singlehandedly the cause of every bad thing to ever happen in this game, you heard it here first ]

[stunwhistle]

[someone should kill him, maybe that would make it all stop]

[foreverphantom]

[ nice try britt but you're getting stapled to life and so the murders will continue ]

[stunwhistle]

[NO!!!]