ALI ZOPH

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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w0, saturday

[foreverphantom]

[ we are at the bar, where this guy (perhaps officially now brimstone) has gotten to work on downing some shots ]

[smokeandglasses]

[Just. Sitting down and grabbing a shot as well.]

So. Brimstone, huh?

[foreverphantom]

I guess so.

[smokeandglasses]

Ever smelled brimstone before?

[foreverphantom]

No. [ raises an eyebrow ] I'm guessing you have?

[smokeandglasses]

I have. Brimstone smells strongly of sulphur, which is a component to it.

[foreverphantom]

...so it smells like rotten eggs.

[smokeandglasses]

Very much so, yes.

[foreverphantom]

And you're telling me this why?

[ if ur calling him a rotten egg this is gonna turn into a barfight real quick ]

[smokeandglasses]

Because when I was younger I tried to make my messaging handle "XxbrimstonexX" and I was quickly talked out of it, for the reasons I explained to you. The name reminded me of that conversation.

[foreverphantom]

[ he was holding a drink up to his mouth, but after that statement, he slams it down onto the bar. ]

Then find a better name, if it bothers you so much.

[smokeandglasses]

I still thought it was cool regardless.

[He sips his drink, seemingly unbothered by Dan's actions.]

[foreverphantom]

Sure. I bet you thought it was so cool you had to find me and tell me how I'm named for rotten eggs.

[smokeandglasses]

[Spoken gently:]

There's power in knowledge. If someone tries to tease you about it in the future, you will have already had time to prepare for it. From one 'brimstone' to another, it seemed fair to share.

[foreverphantom]

...so, what, you ended up using Brimstone for your messaging name anyway?

[smokeandglasses]

It's in my personal email name.

[foreverphantom]

So what's the whole thing, then?