RICHIE

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[gutterbound]

Just out of the blue. Just like that.

[Deadpanning. Please child. There must be more to it than that, especially considering the batshit approach.

He cards a hand through his hair and squints around.]

You see where my glasses ended up?

[foreverphantom]

Sometimes you just need to bite someone.

[ the real answer is he had the bite drink but he's also just the kind of person who does personally believe this

anyway he is completely unbothered about richie's missing glasses ]

Nope. [ pops the p ]

[gutterbound]

Maybe if you're a gnat.

[Also wow. Richie huffs, coming to his feet and dusting himself off. He does see a glasses-shaped smear nearby, but his first instinct is still to extend a hand to the kid.]

[foreverphantom]

Or a predator.

[ SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY and gets up by himself! he doesn't need your help!!!! ]