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[foreverphantom]

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[trifocal]

Oh, yes! There is much we can do to ensure that we do not suffer the wrath of its all-consuming rage.

[foreverphantom]

Like what?

I need all the help I can get to atone for my many, many sins.

[trifocal]

Oh, well, I'm not sure that the Dragon God will help with that... I believe such deeds can only be atoned for through works of reconciliation.

[foreverphantom]

What...what if you can never perform enough deeds to atone for everything you've done?

[trifocal]

Um, well... I think that we can only really do our best? I'm sure that God will understand if you truly put your heart into redeeming yourself.

[foreverphantom]

What if my heart isn't enough to make up for all of it?

[trifocal]

I'm sure it is! You just have to find somewhere to start. Such as... thinking of someone you've wronged, and doing something kind for them.

[foreverphantom]

[ shakes his head morosely ]

I can't. There's...far too many, most of whom I never even knew, and they're no longer around to receive any such kindness anyway.

[trifocal]

[ she is truly out of her depth here. what is going on with this guy. ]

... Do you want to talk about what happened?

[ it really sounds like something happened!!! ]

[foreverphantom]

[ prostrates himself in worship to the axolotl again ]

I've killed millions...perhaps even billions. I lost track so long ago. Those I couldn't kill, I made them wish they could have died. I nearly destroyed all of reality as we know it.

[trifocal]

[ uhhhhhhh ]

... How did you do that?

[foreverphantom]

I had near infinite power. No one could stop me from doing anything I wanted.

[trifocal]

Do you mean to say that you were a god?

[foreverphantom]

No. Just powerful enough that almost no one stood a chance against me.

[trifocal]

... With so much power, perhaps it could also be used to do great good for the world?

[foreverphantom]

[ shakes his head morosely ]

I can't even do that. I lost all of it.

[trifocal]

Do you mean, when you died and found yourself here?

[foreverphantom]

No...even before that.