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[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

No.

Fix yourself. [ gestures vaguely at the bag of peas and then him overall ]

[fried]

Considering half of these injuries are from you...

[ grumbles. but he takes the peas and holds them to his face, for now. ]

You have a wonderful bedside manner.

[foreverphantom]

I don't trust you to not screw yourself over somehow.

[ hence why he's here, throwing peas at you and making sure you use them. ]

[fried]

[ a little laugh. ]

I know my limits.

[foreverphantom]

Uh-huh. Sure you do.

[ completely sarcastic. ]

[fried]

I haven't moved from this bed since Basilio put me here, Brimstone.

[ ear flick. ]

Are you worried?

[foreverphantom]

No.

[ although at this point, both of them know that's a lie. ]

[fried]

[ you fool uruha told him that you were feral at the barrier ]

I'll take care of myself. You can worry less.

[foreverphantom]

[ ]

And how do I know you're not just going to throw yourself at the next stupid idea you come across?

[fried]

Because General Jing Yuan is dead, and I have no reason to.

[ he watches him for a moment. ]

We would not be having this conversation if I weren't inclined to take on stupid ideas for no benefit to myself.

[foreverphantom]

[ well. there's nothing he can say to that so he just huffs and looks away ]

[fried]

[ hehe ]

Thank you, Brimstone. [ kills him with genuineness ]

[foreverphantom]

I'm going to throw more peas at you.

[fried]

I was stabbed today. Peas are nothing.

[foreverphantom]

That's what you're saying now.

[fried]

I'm not sure if you're threatening me or not.

[foreverphantom]

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Do you want to risk it to find out?

[fried]

[ makes a cat no like banana face... no... he doesn't ]

[foreverphantom]

[ hehehehe

that's right, you self-sacrificial lil bitch ]