foreverphantom | JIAOQIU

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I don't know. Nothing. Just not that.

I have to refer to you somehow, unfortunately for you. And I assure you that you do not want me to pick a name for you.

...Charlie's been calling me Brimstone.

Do you like that name?

It's better than any other option I've heard so far.

[ and he does actually quite like it. because of course he fucking does. ]

[ it is appropriately hot topic ]

Then I will call you Brimstone until you change your mind.

[ just. looks at him suspiciously. like he's waiting for there to be some kind of catch. ]

[ patiently kind of just goes like ? no catch... he's serious!! ]

What?

That's it?

Yes. You want to be called this. I see no reason to be disrespectful.

I'm a strategic bastard, Brimstone. Not a universal one.

There's a difference?

I'm sorry that you are not wise enough to see the difference.

Sorry that you're not wise enough to realize there is no difference, you're just splitting hairs.