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[foreverphantom]

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[stunwhistle]

It's not? Dang. TV really misled me.

[foreverphantom]

Well, what kind of dangers are you classifying as high school danger?

[stunwhistle]

Chem lab explosions, big dramatic escapes when someone pulls the fire alarm, stampedes to the cafeteria before all the good food sells out...

[foreverphantom]

Really?

No to the first one, the second one happens but usually for ghost alarms instead of fire alarms, and the cafeteria never had good food to begin with.

[stunwhistle]

Dude, how am I supposed to know any better? Literally never been to regular school before!

...how bad's the food?

[foreverphantom]

It's called "mystery meat" for a reason.

[stunwhistle]

Oh, I hate the sound of that.

[foreverphantom]

[ laughs a little ] Now that is the standard high school experience.

[stunwhistle]

Maybe I lucked out then, getting to skip it.

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it.

Just don't tell Goat that.

[stunwhistle]

[he chuckles]

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

[foreverphantom]

It's for your benefit, really. Goat really got worked up about me "not getting a proper education" or whatever.

[stunwhistle]

...honestly they've been so chill with me I kind of want to see what they're like when they get worked up now?