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[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[sharkgirl]

Please, don't try and tell me you don't have no conscience. I'll believe the body count but that's stretching it.

[she kicks her foot out.]

I'm not going to tell anybody anything. I'm not a snitch.

[foreverphantom]

...good. We have an understanding then.

What exactly makes you think I have a conscience, though?

[sharkgirl]

Because if you didn't you wouldn't have stopped to talk to me.

[foreverphantom]

[ opens his mouth. then closes it. his teeth make a clacking sound. ]

...just because I don't have a conscience doesn't necessarily mean I want to tear down those who do.

[sharkgirl]

[she kicks her legs back and forth.]

Yeah, yeah. If you didn't have one, you wouldn't care if I had one to tear down. You'd just do it. [...] You're not the worst person I've ever met. Trust me.

[foreverphantom]

Hey! You don't know that! I am absolutely the worst person anyone's ever met in my world!

[ I'M IRREDEEMABLE! I'M IRREDEEMABLE!!!!! ]

[sharkgirl]

[ok at this point she just kind of finds it funny]

Are you really arguing with me about how horrible of a person you are in favor of you sucking? Knock it off.

[foreverphantom]

Only if you stop acting like you suck first.