NIMONA

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[sharkgirl]

For now. [clacks her teeth!!!]

You never know when you can spontaneously develop a nemesis.

[foreverphantom]

Oh believe me, I know.

You can cover the heads with pictures of faces later on once you get some new enemies.

[sharkgirl]

Good idea. [she stretches absently.] If I do that you're not gonna snitch, right?

[foreverphantom]

No...but what would there be to snitch on? Their faces would be right there on the drawing. And with only four of us here, I don't think the others are gonna be stumped as to who's doing all the drawing in the first place.

[sharkgirl]

I mean like, to other people. Like wah wah did you know Nimona put your face on a drawing of you getting skewered?

Also you never know. Argalia is pretty good with paint.

[foreverphantom]

Is he? Good to know.

Anyway, nah. What happens in Tiger dorm stays in Tiger dorm.

[sharkgirl]

Neat.

[+1 point in her book]

You wanna draw something?

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, sure, why not?

[sharkgirl]

Good answer. [hands him a whiteboard marker]

[foreverphantom]

[ he draws an octagon with an explosion blasting out of it, and caught in the blast is a stick figure that looks a little something like this. ]

[sharkgirl]

[oh my god this is so funny]

That looks like a story. [she'll draw a pink rhino stepping on a stick figure that she tries to model after the one he drew.]

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, the story is: he's a pathetic jerk who doesn't know when to give up.

[sharkgirl]

I've known a lot of those. They're always old dudes...

[foreverphantom]

Yup, this one too.

[sharkgirl]

What'd he do?

[foreverphantom]

Pine over a married woman so bad he constructed multiple elaborate plots to murder her husband, marry her, and then adopt the kids.

[sharkgirl]

... Ew.

[makes a face...]

Is he dumb? I feel like if you murder a lady's husband you're not gonna be in the best of ratings.

[foreverphantom]

[ laughs ] Yeah, most of the time.

But every once in a while he does actually manage to do something clever.

[sharkgirl]

Liiiike?

[foreverphantom]

Come on, don't make me actually give him credit for something!

[sharkgirl]

You're the one who said he does clever stuff! What, like I'm not supposed to ask!

[foreverphantom]

Alright, alright.

Well, he did manage to...clone me, a bunch of times. Which meant getting a lot of DNA samples in secret for like over a year without anyone noticing. Plus, you know, actually managing to make clones at all.