NIMONA

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

Comments

[sharkgirl]

i was
not paying that much attention at that particular moment danny
does the fire do something specifically because i dont know why it would help a curse
i was assuming you were inferring that it did something other than set me on fire

[foreverphantom]

...right
well
yeah
i asked them about it later
if they set you on fire they can like nullify any curses or effects on you

[sharkgirl]

oh
that makes sense
i guess i can ask them but i kind of don't want to owe the leaders anything uuuhghhhh

[foreverphantom]

you think they're gonna hold it over you?

[sharkgirl]

yeah that's always how it is
you do anything for authority and then they swoop in like hey remember how you owe me a favor

[foreverphantom]

in my experience they don't even do that
they just do whatever they want to you anyway
besides i'm not sure how much authority the team leaders actually have in the first place

[sharkgirl]

that's not better! this is why you just eat them first!
the amount doesn't matter they are the bosses of the teams and that means they are enemy number one

[nothing will sway her opinion this because she's a gremlin]

[foreverphantom]

you've eaten your bosses before?
figuratively or literally?

[sharkgirl]

yes

[foreverphantom]

well now i'm jealous
how'd they taste?

[sharkgirl]

crispy and kind of evil
so like
salty

[foreverphantom]

evil tastes salty?

[sharkgirl]

yeah surprisingly
good tastes like candy and you get sick if you eat too much of it

[foreverphantom]

so a healthy diet is a balanced intake of good and evil people?

[sharkgirl]

yeah! like you just balance it with
i guess babies and politicians

[foreverphantom]

man i have GOT to know more about this diet
like, how many of them do you have to eat in a day?
is it an all-people diet all the time, or do you dabble in other foods too?