NIMONA

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[foreverphantom]

[ well. i rolled a 5 so like, maybe he does hit her, but at a shitty angle that just kind of swats her into the floor ]

[sharkgirl]

[help

well, she lets out a little oof. and then rolls over and says:] Dude, come on.

[foreverphantom]

[ he frowns ]

Look, not every single one can be a winner, okay? Let's do it again.

[sharkgirl]

Okay, but if you don't do it this time I'm gonna just think you want to hit me with a curtain rod.

[she'll bounce up again to try, though!]

[foreverphantom]

[ help i rolled even worse this time, he whiffs it entirely and nimona goes un-batted! ]

Oh for the love of--!

[ Danny loses his patience and grunts as he smashes the curtain rod indiscriminately into the first piece of furniture within reach. ]