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[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

[ because it's a 3 i'll say that the clothesline makes him trip and stumble a bit but doesn't completely knock him down

once he's got his balance again, he leaps to tackle her, all limbs out like a spider, except i rolled a 6 so do with that what you will lol ]

[doublefists]

[ help

my mid rolls continue with a 13 but he throws himself at her and tackles her - she stumbles forward, catching herself, and instinctively reaches over her shoulder to try and grab him by the back of his shirt so she can like... pull him over her shoulder and slam him down into the ground on his back. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ i like how we are the only two people in the dice roll channel rn

oh he hates the shirt scruffing tho

once he's flat on the ground, he immediately retaliates with BICYCLING LEG KICKS, ONE AFTER THE OTHER, POW POW POW (it's a 14) ]

[doublefists]

[ i know if it wasn't obvious now it'll be later

gets BRUISED TO HELL by this, and makes an annoyed sound before just straight up sitting on his legs. stop that!! it's a nine so it's probably not super graceful.

also just straight up reaches to slap him against the side of the head. the disrespect. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ at this point he's just cackling--and not in like a diabolical way, just in a genuinely delighted (if unhinged) way. the slap only increases it

i rolled another 14 for his next bout of punches. imagine a tickle fight but with fists ]

[doublefists]

[ despite herself, she's actually having a decent time too. this is essentially just roughhousing and horsing around, which is something she hasn't done in years.

stays on his legs, slapping at his hands, to try and block them. nyeh!! ]

[foreverphantom]

[ enrichment for them both

anyway i guess this just turns into a slap fight ]

[doublefists]

[ it started so well with actual punching and then it just turned into squabbling

eventually she gets bored of this, and just reaches to shove his face with a laugh, before rolling off him and to her feet, looking over her arms for bruises. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ rolls back over onto her because it's affection week ]

So? What's the damage, huh?

[doublefists]

[ she does not protest this, just ruffles his hair absently. ]

You got in a couple good hits.

[foreverphantom]

Of course I did.

That first punch was a good one too. [ hers, that is. his too but he means hers in this specific case ]

[doublefists]

Thanks.

[ said like, I know. ]

Told you I would.

[foreverphantom]

Finally, a person who's willing to punch me. [ sighs contently ]

[doublefists]

Don't get weird about it.

But yeah, I'll punch you whenever. You want a fight, come find me, but eventually I'm gonna stop going easy on you.

[foreverphantom]

Stop going easy on me now, because I won't be going easy on you from the get-go.

[doublefists]

If I punched you at full strength, you'd hit the pavement so hard you'd wake up next week. Let's not test fate, huh?

[foreverphantom]

If I punched you at full strength, you'd be a mist of blood and viscera.

[doublefists]

Not here, you wouldn't.

[foreverphantom]

You wouldn't either. [ desperately grasping at superstrength straws for his own ego ]

[doublefists]

[ help me ]

I wouldn't - what did you say? Turn you into blood and viscera? I wouldn't be able to do that at any point, no.

[ reaches and ruffles his hair in his face. ]

But I don't need to brag about what I can do, either. This isn't me trying to rope you into a I could beat you into a pulp argument because I don't give a shit who is stronger.

[foreverphantom]

[ doubt.jpg

(because everything is always a who's stronger argument with him) ]

[doublefists]

[ i and jiaoqiu's infinite source of patience remember this well

she gives him a ? look. what is hard to believe about this!! ]

[foreverphantom]

...You're...serious.

[doublefists]

Yeah?

[ there's confidence, to that. like, why wouldn't I be. ]

[foreverphantom]

Just...seems like a waste, is all.

[ why sit there just knowing you're stronger when you can prove it by pounding someone into paste ]