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[foreverphantom]

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w0, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ he's on the boardwalk, kicking the vending machine with his chunky platform shoes! It's less angry, though, and more listless and morose. Like a token effort to say he's kicking it.

(shrek voice) he's not even making a dent in it. ]

[fending]

[ chunky platforms... my god

and yeah this just looks kind of sad. ]

...You good? 'Side from bein' dead.

[foreverphantom]

[ scoffs, but there's no heart in it ] Being dead was never the problem.

[fending]

...All right, sure. Where's the problem, then?

[ is this about school again ]

[foreverphantom]

Oh, you know. Just realizing how utterly powerless I am to do anything and how little free will matters when you're at someone else's whims.

[ instead of kicking the machine this time he just kind of. vertically faceplants into it. leans forward and smashes his face into the side of it. ]

[fending]

Mm. You're just now realisin' that, huh?

[ must be nice being a white dude, damn ]

[foreverphantom]

[ excuse you he's normally BLUE (da ba dee) ]

It hasn't been this dire since I was trapped in that stupid thermos. Somehow, this is almost as bad.

[fending]

[ white coded ]

Yeah, I don't know what you're on about, lad.

[foreverphantom]

Don't call me lad.

[fending]

[ he's like bro i'm a scouser we call everybody lad. but whatever, no skin off his nose. ]

Right, then. Don't know what you're on about, mate.

Better?

[foreverphantom]

Actually? Yes.

[fending]

Great.