[ pretend i said biscuit-brained buffoon in the last tag, i only came up with that one in the shower and couldn't edit it in smh ]

Of course I won't! You have the gall to try and put a life jacket on me at every turn, and then try to throw yourself overboard into shark-infested waters?! [ punches him again in fury ]

You don't get to be a hypocrite like that!