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Dante (unfortunately) ([personal profile] foreverphantom) wrote2025-07-08 05:40 pm
feytality: good luck with that, maya (praying for dgs localization)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-08 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cries because i have been locked into doing this while cursed ]

Certainly, my child. It is a good idea.
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Ageratina altissima)

comments here instead

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-08 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. Sounds like a great idea.

[ maybe you should be side eyeing artemy who is wearing a tshirt with a magnificent horse on it???? just absolutely beautiful horse. three beautiful horses because it's a three horse moon t-shirt. he's fine and very normal. ]

What'd you have in mind?

[ quick before he gets ideas. ]
Edited 2025-07-08 21:55 (UTC)
feytality: now let's never speak of this again (Obligatory Phoenix Drive reference)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-08 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Let us make these t-shirts, my children.

[ starts making "church of ass" t-shirts ]
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Atropa belladonna)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-08 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I've always loved horses.

[ you have been bull-coded for weeks even though i could argue his buryat half could be a horse girl. anyways. looks at maya's church of ass shirt like.... ]

Can horses go to this church... equal opportunity...
feytality: (let me explain you a THING)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-08 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Artemy, my child, all are welcome in the church of ASS, including horses.

[ she's working on her church of ass shirt ]
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Galanthus)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-08 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
We could do both...

[ though it is weird when maya calls him "my child" like oh boy... there's like a mild /!\ of oh god we're in trouble. ]

... But also what kind of shirt did you have in mind?

[ genuinely listening??? ]
Edited 2025-07-08 22:32 (UTC)
feytality: I don't know, I can't explain this icon (SHOCKED BY THIS CUPCAKE)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-09 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Heavens me!

[ such violence.... ]

... As long as it is violence against demons, I have no objections.

[ please have more objections ]
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Galanthus)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-09 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ hangs it on the fridge. ]

Hmm... it's not a horse... [ but horses are not violent creatures, they are beautiful and magnificent and would only act violently in the most dire of circumstances. so there is approval here with a slow nod ] โ€”but I like it.

Why a bear?
feytality: What's even more awkward than this: they forgot all about AJ when they made DD (Soooo about that AJ)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-09 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
A dragon.

[ she says this resolutely ]
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Galanthus)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-09 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
So decisive...

[ but he's nodding as he has been drag and dropping horses onto a t-shirt template without looking: it's muscle memory. the same horse over and over again like one of those collage t-shirts. the vibe is he's happy to be here (subscript: horses). a chuckle. ]

Sounds as though Maya likes that the best.
feytality: I don't know, I can't explain this icon (SHOCKED BY THIS CUPCAKE)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-09 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Heavens, not the third one.... but the others, may the Church of the ASS smile down upon them.

[ sounds like approval. even of hell apparently? ]
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Althaea officinalis)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-09 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Have to admit, the orphanage one's not doing it for me either...

[ i personally relate to that last shirt with the sinus issues part. hearing maya speak like this just has him sitting here like what the fuck kind of curse is this????? but... ]

Curious what inspired the "let the hate consume you" one?
feytality: I AM A MAYA AND WHAT IS THIS (What is this I don't even)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds as though you should speak with the Priest Rosamund.
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Galanthus)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-09 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Question answered.

So at this point it's simply reminiscing?
feytality: now let's never speak of this again (Obligatory Phoenix Drive reference)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-09 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed.....
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Fumaria officinalis)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-09 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with thatโ€”it took a lot of tough choices to end up where you are now.

[ perceive how fondly he thinks of you both. ]

In any caseโ€”are we going to make all these shirts or must we pick one?
feytality: (Not pictured: copious whipping)

[personal profile] feytality 2025-07-09 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
By the light of the church of ASS, we should make a few assortments.
bulls: (๐ŸŒพ Ageratina altissima)

[personal profile] bulls 2025-07-09 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's week 5, he doesn't even have to feel your feelings to know....... pats maya on the shoulder thank you oh holy priestess of ASS... ]

I reaaaaally hope this is going to be over soon.

[ then prints a horse t-shirt he's been working on this whole time. ]